Totally random thoughts

Well, I've been working on computers with my dad this evening, having loads of fun, of course. Anyways, while trying to fend off the boredom of scanning hard drives, I came up with the following little ditty. No, it isn't supposed to be grammatically correct or elegant or anything like that. It is simply a wholesome and heart warming little story I dreamed up to encourage kids to obey their mother's commands.

There once was a little boy
who went to the zoo with his mother.
They saw lots of animals,
but the one the boy liked best,
was the fierce lion in its cage of steel.
The boy said to his mother,
"Oh mother, can I pet the lion?"
His mother replied in a very worried tone,
"No, dear son, you most certainly can not!"
The young boy pouted,
since he wanted his way.
So when his mother wasn't looking,
he hurried back to the lion's cage,
and put out his hand to pet the furry beast.
The lion, with a roar that shook the cage,
opened its mouth, and, uh, the
rest of the story is censored due to its
graphic and violent content... you get the idea. :)

Regardless of what Blogger states below, it is 12:10 in the morning. I think it is time for bed...